Tuesday, December 28, 2004

UK Department of Social Scrutiny

Money & Commerce Index

Work for the Government
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Find Freedom For Your Money
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About Your Habitat
The Department of Social Scrutiny has released the latest part of its Identity Cards Initiative - About Your Habitat - which will collect details about where you live in order to plan the best route to follow you home.


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