Red Light Special
2:01 AM
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I was getting ready to shower...
When I hear my neighbors getting it on.
You see... when you are in student housing, it seems ok..
But in a condo, (most likely) they are:
a) OLD
b) FAT
c) OLD AND FAT
It's like that episode of SATC, when Samantha can hear her neighbors being
amorous. She shows up in lingerie to join them, and sees how truly unsexy they are.
I will not be joining them, but I am sure they are unsexy.
Bleh. I want to believe storks bring babies!!! BLeh.
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P.G. Wodehouse, 1957
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"Humourists have been scared out of the business by the touchiness now
prevailing in every section of the community. Wherever you look, on every
shoulder ...
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