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Mathematical Proof That Girls Are Bad
Girls in general, and girlfriends in particular, require large amounts of time, and large amounts of money to maintain. Therefore:
Girls = Time x Money
Using the well known maxim that "Time is money", we get:
Time = Money
So subbing into the initial equation yields the following:
Girls = Money x Money
Girls = Money2
The Bible says in I Timothy 6:10 that "money is a root of all kinds of evil." Since the Bible is true, then this becomes an Identity.
Money = √Evil
By subbing "Money" into the previous equation, we obtain:
Girls = (√Evil)2
Next we put the equation into simplest form (we must follow good mathematics principles):
Girls = Evil
There... Proof that girls are evil. Stay far far away from them. The closer the girl is to an actual girlfriend, the more evil she will actually be. This is known as the Naggy Clause.
"For the love of money is the root of all evil." (KJV) ...or "all kinds of evil." (NIV) I know it's just a well known joke, but when we quote the Bible, we should do so accurately. It's not money that's the problem, but the love of money.
According to the twisted logic of the joke, then, the root (square root or cube root?) of evil = (the love of money) or (love x money) lm = e^.5 Then, if e=mc^2, lm=(mc^2)^.5 = mc. So, lm=mc and therefore l=c Love is the universal constant for energy.